Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

Tubtast

An armed penguin. Generaly a very large emperor penguin wearing medieval style armour and brandishing an air rifle. Extremely dangerous and should not be approached.

Arrgh... Look, a tubtast is coming! Run!

by Bernie Bisto May 21, 2006

Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.

Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...

by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009

tuna sanchez

When a stripper fingers herself durning a lap dance and rubs two fingers accross the customer's upper lip afterwards.

Brandon was going to eat dinner after the strip club with his buddies but changed his mind after receiving a helping of tuna sanchez from a stripper.

by forge69 January 25, 2010

Tuna puree

A wet sloppy disgusting poop.

He didnt want to get drenched with her tuna puree.

by Brohan Pantalones September 10, 2010

Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.

A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Tuna Toaster

when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.

"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"

"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"

by Beanandbear December 15, 2011