Tonya

The most amazing, beautiful being I have ever met. Her eyes and smile light up the room and radiate warmth straight into your heart. She tries to be kind to everybody equally, even if you do not deserve her kindness. She is a hard worker, and takes on the world on her own. She doesn't realize just how much she is worth, but this priceless woman deserves the world served to her on a platter. Everybody in her life relies on her for a reason, cause she gets it done in every manner possible. She is superwoman or superman, which ever she prefers. Her magnetic personality draws people to her, so beware of crazy stalkers Tonya.

I have to find the perfect gift for Tonya, she deserves it. After all look at everything she does for everybody else, including myself. I love her, she is the best.

by Diosadelsol February 3, 2010

Tony Eveready

Porn star who inserted his entire nutsack into a woman's asshole while also managing insert his penis into her extremely loose vagina.
Famous Quotes:

"I'm fittin' to go try dis at home"
"Asshole won't let my nuts out"
"Aww nigga"
"Freak dat bitch out then Tone"
"Spread dem ass cheeks girl"

Example: "After our first date together, we went to back to my apartment where she asked me to freak her out like Tony Eveready."

by T361T April 16, 2008

Tony Two Thumbs

Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.

John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk

by eh lyonz August 1, 2010

Tony Abbott

Big Eared Politician that is the PM of Australia that has big ears and 2 hot daughters

Tony Abbott doesn’t need an example

by urdaman February 4, 2015

Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.

Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

Tony Blair

Current Labour MP and Prime Minister of the UK. Subject of alot of diatribe from the nation despite ironically being voted to power by the very same people.

"I voted for Tony Blair"

by rogue March 21, 2003

Tony George

The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. As a result of a temper tantrum where he did not get his way, he founded the Indy Racing League, ultimately ruining both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500. See also the Idiot Grandson and Clabber Boy.

Tony George ruined both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500.

by Rex Karz October 1, 2004