Toot my own dick

A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.

Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.

Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.

by A. Creed May 8, 2010

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Toot toot

‘Toot toot’ is a slang phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot I’m home’
‘Toot toot, did you hear about what happened at the party last night?’

You can also reply to someone who has said toot toot, with a toot toot, in agreement or acknowledgement.

Jordan: ‘Toot toot, who wants to order pizza’
Chad: ‘Toot toot, I’m so down’

by Chichi420 October 13, 2018

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Toot it out your butt

An office or school appropriate version of "Blow it out your ass." Also used be delicate ladies (or men) who don't want to curse.

"Sarah, I've seen monkeys produce better reports."

"Toot it out your butt, Frank"

by FourBeerMilky April 29, 2010

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Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

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toot-knocker

A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)

Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!

by 26.2 mile mom April 25, 2009

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