Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018

Toot Rub

Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.

If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.

by Matt R ' January 11, 2013

bush toot

When you have a bush and it smells like toot. Bush toot.

She walked by and I asked if she tooted, she said no. She had bush toot.

by Gandolfnigga January 28, 2017

vagina toot

A pussy fart! Plain and simple. Technically the release of air from the front bottom.

Did you hear that vagina toot that just slipped out? High five!

by Loberson December 17, 2020

toot sweet

Quickly, immediately, at once. This word is a corruption of the French ‘tout de suite’, which literally means 'all at once'

When his ex girlfriend arrived, he got out of there toot sweet!

by Manywaters February 6, 2007

Toot it and boot it

hit it and quit it

Yeah man, I'd toot it and boot it.

by Ms.Toot&Boot November 16, 2010

toots adorbs

very cute or fashionable

that outfit is toots adorbs!

by stacylondonlover2 March 1, 2011