tool

1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT

1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)

2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS

3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR

4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...

by X_ARTILLERIST May 21, 2009

tooled

Very drunk and/or intoxicated.

We were out getting trashed and we all
got wasted but Johnny was especially tooled.

by Billy777 May 3, 2008

tool

an object used to increase ones usefulness

a simple machine

see hammer, screw driver, drill, etc.

hey dave could you pass me that pair of pliers over there?

by kevinnnnnnn May 24, 2005

tool

Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.

2. Poser

3. Prep

4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, Dylan and Ian are such TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by roooood June 16, 2007

Tooling On

To show someone up who is being a tool.

After that comment he left on Facebook, we decided to begin tooling on him.

by laurianne2010 January 19, 2010

Tool

1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.

That choir director's initials are DEW. WHAT. A. TOOL. Seriously.

by beauchanson June 14, 2011

Tool

A guy who thinks he is the shit. Spends time with other tools, of which he may call his "bros", "homies" etc., and acts like he is the most popular guy he knows. This tool will objectify women, and may refer to girls as "sexy" when talking to them, but as "a hot piece of ass" or "his bitch" when talking about them to his friends. Doesn't usually date girls, just hooks up with them.

See also "dick" and "douche bag"

A tool may say
"Hey sexy, lets go hookup"

or to his bros (tool friends),

"Yo, that girl just totally checked me out"

by emilyy543x3 December 10, 2009