Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020

full toobin

masturbating on a conference call in full view of coworkers

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.

I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.

by digitalmachine October 20, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.

This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.

I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .

by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020