toxic tonsils

To have a filthy mouth. To shit talk.

Damn dawg, Obie can't come in this club.
Why not?
He's banned because of his toxic tonsils.

by Venlol November 24, 2009

tonsils

The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.

My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.

by man in the universe October 30, 2011

tonsilith

Tolsilith - Found in the tonsils small crypts in some people a combination of food particles, bacteria, and body secretions form in theses crypts and will occasionally dislodge into small hard nuggets called tonsiliths, or tonsil stones.
They are white/cream/yellow in colour and are approximately the size of a small pebble.
When broken open these have a repulsive smell. This is due to the particles which have been lodged in the tonsils for some time rotting etc.
They can be removed with a Q-Tip or by consistently brushing the back of your mouth.

Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are called Tonsilith

by airin October 12, 2007

Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

by Kassmander March 6, 2019

Flogging Tonsils

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.

I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

Tonislav

A short person who will swear, eat and beat your ass

*Tonislav just beat me up*
*Not again*

by peshito July 6, 2020

tonsillectomy

probably the suckiest surgery to ever have as a 19 year old... the ice cream must only be worth it under the age of 7... it is the removal of your tonsils.

"Why can't you eat this steak?"

"I had a tonsillectomy, I have to be on a liquid diet... I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!"

by Lindy Lou June 29, 2008