toast

A game played by a group of men. Group stands around a piece of toast and jizzes on it. Last to jizz eats the toast. Called a limp biscuit if bread isn't toasted.

Andy: dude, toast tonight?
sam: fuck no, I always jizz last.

by thatoneredhead May 17, 2010

toasting

To lay on a beach or in a tanning bed while one's skin becomes brown, much like the look of toast after coming out of a toaster oven.

I was toasting on the beach all day, look how tan i am!

by samtasticx December 1, 2011

Toast

A girl (or guy) who is very plain, boring, lame, etc.

Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST

That Megan girl is plain as TOAST

by JC4556 March 27, 2007

Toasted

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009

toasted

celebrating success of one's friends and colleagues.

Toasting a happy couple

by pookle July 25, 2004

Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

by Chokolate Thunda January 16, 2009

on toast

A Saying I use a lot when to referring to something very cool or amazing. Commonly an after thought to the main sentence, it has become a bit like "your mom" in our group. It's a wonderful saying that it unique and I have made it my own, I enjoy creating new and interesting things. Wasn't that definition amazing ..on toast?

"My guitar is very amazing... on toast!"

by ravvie November 7, 2006