Hitting curbs

Hitting curbs definition: when you’re a dumbass and try to drift your 2010 civic and smack a curb with anyone of your wheels.

Hitting curbs: Oh look that Dumbass tried to drift his civic and smacked a curb again, what a loser!

by Mayo554 March 22, 2022

Curb stomp

when someone forces another person to bite the curb and the repeatedly stomps the fuck out of their head, usually resulting in death.

The gym teacher likes to curb stomp the kindergarteners and then eat their bodies.

by tripletoaster420 November 09, 2020

Curb Dog

To consume alcoholic beverages outdoors in a public place, such as a street corner or parking lot.

That bar is too expensive, let's curb dog it in the parking lot before the show.

by Klaus Vanderson November 02, 2009

Curb Cooter

A disease ridden snatch attached to a dirty looking woman, mainly a prostitute but may be a commoner whom does not take good care of their snatch. You may also contract curb cooter from receiving dirty dick.

damn bro i was in lancaster, ohio and this curb cooter was tryin to get on my dick. Get off me you curb cooter havin ho im not tryin to have my dick fall off...damn...

by snatchalicious & florida August 04, 2011

Curb Hug

When a girl shorten then a guy stands on a curb then falls or jumps into the guys arms and he holds her or squeezes her tightly.

"go on the curb!!" "why?!" "we need to curb hug because your to short to hug off the curb, its hurts to bend over that far"

by mr slurpee lover May 09, 2010

Curb Check

The act of placing an unconscious or immobile individual's head against a curb or similar embankment with their mouth open and stepping on or kicking them in the head.

"After he gound out bert had stolen his last eight ball, ernie hauled his ass out and curb checked him."

by Daemonite March 25, 2003

Curb Turtle

A fat prostitute who sits on the side of the road, waiting to be picked up.

"Look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?" said Jim
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd

by Flakass May 10, 2010