tile peeler

A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.

Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.

Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007

tildish

An adjective used to describe a thing that has attitude,gloomy,and/or anything that lacks perkiness

The moon emoji is so tildish

by #evilregal April 23, 2014

tired jollies

When Ann from Bellevue climbs a mountain, drinks two beers in four hours, then gets very giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies.

Ann is very tired and giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies (TJ's)

by Snoho Boom Baby May 28, 2017

Tildy

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. a tildy is kind, considerate, and always there for you. be happy if you ever meet a tildy.

person 1: did you see tildy today?
person 2: i did! they were so sweet

by dabhyun March 14, 2021

Tiler

Tiler is nice, sweet, loving, kind, etc. You will love him due to his personality and looks which is why he is a great friend and boyfriend. If you need help or if you need someone to be with, find a Tiler. Tiler will help you with anything no matter what and he will always be there for you. Tiler also gives good advice like motivational quotes, something that you might’ve done wrong that you should’ve done right, or any kind of tips. Tiler is also a really funny guy. Tiler is like Tyler but spelt with an I instead of Y.

*Not to be confused with a tiler (someone who lays tile)

Girl: Hey Tyler, I wrote you a love letter. I hope you like it.
Tiler: Thanks but that’s not how you spell my name.
Girl: WDYM?
Tiler: My name is spelt differently. It’s T I L E R and not T Y L E R.
Girl: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to spell your name wrong.
Tiler: It’s OK, there’s nothing to be sorry about. This happens to me all the time.

by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF June 1, 2022

national tiles

a tile store in Australia with what is perhaps the most obnoxious radio advert. Every time you hear the words "hello frank walker from national tiiiiiles" you want to smash your radio

I was at National Tiles and then some idiot started belting out the advert

by Yermy Battled Warter August 27, 2017