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Thundercunt

Thundercunt

a) This term refers to a woman who exudes natural power and the superior intellect women have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if those pricks don't want to admit it).

b) A female with the ability to create a great abyss and direct all stupidity from existence into the maw; hell on earth if you are unlucky enough to provoke her.

d) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest and baddest bitches out there.

c) award name for the above mentioned

Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder is easily interpreted as "one being thunderous". The shortened version of this being TCs.

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. TCs exercised their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power and then smack some sense into the Gods.
Sam: The winner of the highly coveted, ThunderCunt t-shirt and very Full Frontal award . . . as selected by this years misogynistic asshole . . . the award goes to . . .
by Dilborg July 22, 2017
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Thundercat

A woman that has passed the status of gold digger with no survival skills to make it on her own as a cougar.

A woman that attempts to turn a one-night stand into a lifetime commitment.

A ho trying to be a housewife.

Too much drinking, partying, and sex, at an early age causing a woman to age aggressively is a tell-tale sign.
A Cougar will buy you a drink; a Thundercat can't buy herself the time of day.

"Dude, if he takes that Thudercat home, she'll never leave."
by Kromen January 5, 2010
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Thundercat

A lady that is more than double your age that shows sexual interest in you.
Madonna is a thundercat as her lover is less than half her age
by Robotron C April 3, 2011
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thunderclap

The action in which the male ejaculates onto the palm of his hand and then slaps his partner in the face, creating a loud clapping noise.
Man, when I got done I gave that girl a thunderclap and showed her who's boss.
by DJ Stymie August 11, 2006
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thunderclap

The act of shaking back and forth vigorosly to the point where your balls hit your gouch making a clapping sound
yo all dis thunderclapping is starting to hurt my nutsack!
by ayna September 11, 2007
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Thundercunt

Also abbreviated TC...

This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.

Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.

A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.
Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.

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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?
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thunderchicken

Another name for Fords sad excuse for a car, the Thunderbird
Look at that Ford Thunderchicken, it looks almost as gay as my Mustang.
by camaro24 April 18, 2006
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