King's Threesome

A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.

Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.

See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex

See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary

Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some

Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?

Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?

Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!

Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?

Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!

Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.

by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019

Greek Threesome

A greek threesome involves two men, and another man.
Note: In Greece they just call it a threesome.

Relating to the overt and wide spread homosexuality among Greek men.

"I wouldn't bother con right now spiro, he's got two friends over and i belive they're having a Greek Threesome"

by R-Dog. August 10, 2009

threesome

The gathering of an Asian, a Mormon, and a white person, often to watch disney movies or play kh.

At our threesome last night, we watched The Lion King and defeated the heartless.

by Inerti January 30, 2009

threesome

three people at once having sex. mostly girls who are lesbians. and in college or drunk but some are straight up lesbians

she always wanted to try a threesome.

by bashobu February 21, 2009

Cuddle Threesome

when a group of 3 people, typically one guy and two girls, join together in some cuddling action. The guy tends to be in the middle of the two girls and rotates back and forth with some spooning and touching of the female body parts or some light rubbing all over her body.

John goes to bed with 2 girls and can't decide which girl he would like to cuddle with, so he turns left and spoons Veronica while stroking her breasts. Then after he gets bored, he turns over to Penelope and wraps his arms around her while his boner touches her backside from the first cuddling action with Veronica. The entire night becomes an awkward cycle of switching back and forth between Veronica and Penelope with a result of absolutely no sleep as well as no further action from the girls; thus, you have a cuddle threesome.

by Psych Counselor December 31, 2011

Treesome

A threesome with one girl and two guys.

"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"

by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

threesome

when 3 people have sex together at the same time. Commonly referred to as a 'threeeven'.
Can happen between 3 women or 3 men or 2 men and a woman or 2 women and a man.

hey do you want to have a threesome with me and my girlfreind?

by bitchy7 August 4, 2018