Shit on that

When you throw your middle finger up in the air and wave it around, it can be classed as a gesture

when a rude child says "sit on that" with his finger up, it will actually mean "shit on that"

by shabba28 February 20, 2011

the shits

a horrible form of doop

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."

by Jezca January 21, 2003

The Shits

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

by John E. October 10, 2004

shit

Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.

by Wigga May 2, 2003

that shit

d. another term for really high grade marijuana

Rico said "Its that shit bra"

by Old City May 26, 2006

Shit

Stinky crap that comes out of your ass.

Dude I have to take a shit, give me a minute.
Just don't leave a stain, my mom will kill me.

by Harley Girl October 5, 2008

Shit

1. Noun. Excrement; feces; the byproduct of having an ass and eating.

Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.

Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)

1. "Why do I see shit? Is flushing such an alien concept?"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"

by Mart Sass March 3, 2018