milking the snake

A sexual innuendo actually refering to the art of graffiti.

I carefully lift the snake from its carrier; it hisses gently but soon quiets. As it is milked of its poison, strange shapes emerge before its eyes, produced by the toxic vapours it inhales, as we are fuelled by our own human intoxicities. When it is milked completely it allows itself to be put back into its bag, seemingly passive but always ready to strike.
"Hey man were you milking the snake last night?"
"Yeah, that was some scary shit in the dark"
"Amazing art though man"

by The L Team April 9, 2008

Drain The Snake

To go to the toilet weewazzpeepiss

fred: i'm goin to drain the snake
john: i'm 1st i need a number 2, quick its coming out

by roachie93 January 1, 2008

rattle the snake

sayin you got a big dick when you have to piss or pee. (used for guys only)

guy#1: hold up yall, stop the game, i gotta rattle the snake

by A - T0WN August 3, 2005

Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr May 23, 2018

strangling the snake

to jerk off or wanking

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.

by datjapguy November 19, 2015

Jump The Snake

When something that was hyped to be great turns out to be mediocre, especially when you really should have known better in the first place.

This differs from jump the shark because it refers to something that was never good to begin with, versus something that was good and went bad.

Snakes on a Plane the movie is the example that inspired this phrase.

Jump the snake:

You can't say that Josh's blog jumped the snake, because it was so darn good until the last two posts. Then he got preachy, and the magic died. I weep for my loss.

by Sad-Faced Clown August 22, 2006

wank the snake

jerking off, and/or masturbating until ejaculation...

i had so much fun wanking the snake to ohoomis' pic last night

by Satan for a day October 24, 2004