Platypus

A woman who's vagina moves mountains. Also known as a Platinum Pussy

Whoa look at that hot chick in that Lambo, Bet she has a Platypus.

by TheGoat0630 December 22, 2018

Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

platypus

n. Incredibly odd animal with ludicrously improbable physical, behavioural and emotional characteristics unseen outside Hollywood. Thought by habitually beer-dozzled Australian scientists to be a cross between a platypus and another platypus. Aborigines, who worshipped the platypi as very peculiar crippled and mentally handicapped gods imbued with irreplaceable mystical powers and the souls of dead aboriginal heroes, were reluctant to kill and eat the strange creatures unless they were hungry. After every edible part of the delicious gods were consumed all of the remaining bits, some of which were rather nasty and in fact poisonous, were employed to create everything a stone-age people could possibly need … assuming they were not interested in leaving the stone age.

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Dear God Bruce! What in rotting wombat guts is that smeared on your wellies? It smells like vegamite gone septic.

No worries mate. It’s platypus bile. The aborigines use it to waterproof their ocean-going rafts.

Perhaps that’s why they never got off this bleeding swelter bog of a continent.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2025

platypus

a mammal that lays eggs

i saw a platypus in the river

by luvbugnbella March 2, 2015

perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face

"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"

by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

Platypus

In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!

Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda

by Thyrsus May 30, 2020