John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut February 04, 2016
One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.
by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008
by Sunny Jam October 04, 2011
(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.
by NCRacer July 19, 2003
The section of a man's body between his scrotum and his anus, generally tends to be hairy and sweaty.
by Randomer185619468 October 25, 2013
When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.
"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
by trolleycakes September 29, 2018
-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011