Nard

A verbal reaction to something distressing or unpleasing. Often used similarly to how one would use "Nahhhhhh" in a sentence.

With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"

Dude 1: Dude I got a 46 on my fucking biology test, I'm cooked!
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.

Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.

Dude 2: Oh nard.

Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.

Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??

by Hecking Degenerate February 15, 2024

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awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

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Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

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Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

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