Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.
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I am an acquitted Nard Lord whose godly presence can spawn only what dreams could hold; the wildest of dreams Taylors Version®
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A verbal reaction to something distressing or unpleasing. Often used similarly to how one would use "Nahhhhhh" in a sentence.
With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"
With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"
Dude 1: Dude I got a 46 on my fucking biology test, I'm cooked!
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.
Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.
Dude 2: Oh nard.
Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.
Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.
Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.
Dude 2: Oh nard.
Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.
Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??
by Hecking Degenerate February 15, 2024
Get the Nard mug.A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
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