Look at that Murph he's so sexy.
by ChristineM6969 May 10, 2018
Get the Murph mug.See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick
An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
by EagleEyed April 22, 2021
Get the Murph mug.The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.
Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?
by EagleEyed April 26, 2021
Get the Murphing mug.Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
by gdiz916 July 7, 2022
Get the Murphed mug.When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.
by Supertwicken December 10, 2021
Get the Murph mug.Let's murph those guys.
by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017
Get the Murph mug.by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009
Get the The Murph Scale mug.