Modest Mouse

One of the few Indy Rock bands of our generation who have produced albums which can be considered musical and lyrical masterpieces. They have released at least 8 records under 2 different producers: 'Up Records' and 'Epic'. Modest Mouse has a unique sound, and a habbit for memorable musical song extensions and clever song endings which lead into following songs.

"Dude, your Modest Mouse is on fire!"

"This would be so much better with a Modest Mouse"

by Colin Murrant July 22, 2005

click the mouse

N. A slang term referring to the act of female masturbation, esp. to the clitoris

That chick got lonely a lot so she'd just sit at home and click the mouse.

by John "the dude" White April 22, 2004

meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE August 03, 2008

mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.

'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'

by its_our_future May 11, 2012

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult April 01, 2016

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

Mouse Challenged

A phrase denoting a computer user's inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.

That dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn't even know how to right-click.

by Buddy Revell June 24, 2005