hannah montgomery

the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut

me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob

kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now

everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares

by illfuckyourmom420 October 17, 2019

Montgomery

Montgomery is normally a sweet polite man, usually from Britain. They are attracted to girls with brown/green eyes and dark short brown hair.

That guy is so polite, must be a Montgomery.

by AppleFlow September 21, 2016

grant montgomery

A young YouTuber with 1-2k soon to be 1-2 million

Brent- Hey remember when grant Montgomery was at a thousand subscribers?

Jason- Now he’s at 1 million

by Logan Reynolds August 7, 2018

Montgomery Gator

The alligator from security breach that breaks literally fucking everything.

"Montgomery Gator is so fucking destructive

by JustMeBro August 6, 2024

Montgomery Mingle

The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash

How was your time in Montgomery

I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around

by Bruank April 14, 2023

Josh Montgomery

Josh Montgomery’s are used in replacement of the word liar

Mann he’s a real josh Montgomery

by Karajan April 30, 2020

Montgomery Special

noun - maant·guh·mr·ee + speh·shl

A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.

Hey darling, can you give me some of that... Montgomery Special? I promise I won't cum in your throat this time!

by MontgomerySpecialReceiver24988 November 23, 2024