melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

by slushee November 29, 2018

Stringy Melt

A phrase used to describe people who are boring/low self confidence/wear glasses/have no mates/study geology.

A stringy melt wouldn't stick up for themselves or their friends in any situation and is generally not a good person to have around.

A stringy melt will always wimp out of fun things.

'Those geology boys are such stringy melts'

or

Bob - 'Jim you fancy coming out tonight?'

Jim - 'Nah got ballet lessons'

Bob - 'You stringy melt'

by wordsforfriends March 02, 2012

Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

by J.Alfred Proofrock June 09, 2011

Melting fudgestick

Is when a women fills her vagina with chocolate pudding(snack Pack) and then you fuck her. It looks as if the fudge is melting on you're dick, therefore being a melting Fudgstick.

Last night i pulled off the Melting Fudgestick...it was unreal!

by DDRalalala March 10, 2009

Melted Welly

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

by Brian Abbs March 02, 2004

melting popsicles

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.

1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

by Kate from California ;) August 02, 2010

melt the sugar

having sex. usually in a very hot way/place...

from the song "Melt the Sugar" by the Summer Obsession.

"hey robbie... let's go melt the sugar."

"okay babe. if you're sure..."

by jenny<333 February 17, 2007