The single most coolest, strongest and most powerful man to ever have existed on earth. He's considered to be more powerful than Chuck Norris and King Leonidas together. The term "Action Hank" is used when someone does something incredibly cool like jumping out of a window from an exploading building.
Person 1: "Man that guy was really cool when he dodged all those bullets, jumped off a bridge and landed on a truck loaded with pillows, somersaulted off it just as it exploaded and landed in the front seat of his own car."
Person 2: "Yeah that was totally Action Hank"
Person 2: "Yeah that was totally Action Hank"
by Zevas February 25, 2008

the name given to the sexual act of rubbing a chode or several chode against one's own chode. It is highly popular with fat homosexuals.
by Kwayne Carter April 20, 2014

Hank is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.
He is also comprised completely out of awesome.
He is also comprised completely out of awesome.
by valerie2776 July 05, 2008

by teresa November 23, 2004

A sea-hank is a woman with a salty, fishy vagina. She resembles a hobo, only with a more queefy smell. Sea-hanks tend to flock around boys who listen to metal and have long, curly hair.
"Did you see Nathaniel?! He hooked up with a sea-hank!!"
"If you want to get laid just play some metal and the sea-hank will flock to you like a giant cloud of pussy dildos."
"If you want to get laid just play some metal and the sea-hank will flock to you like a giant cloud of pussy dildos."
by Jsqueezy122293 September 01, 2011

by Hank’s Redemption February 13, 2019

by Mabeline smatie April 27, 2020
