popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.

"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."

by JMReader August 01, 2020

Naughty Farmer

A person, Can be male or female, Who brings another person to new freaky sexual heights or teaches them something new in bed they've never seen before. Word first knowingly used by Tourquoise Jeep recording artist's Flynt Flossy and Yung Humma

Person 1: Man, I f***ed this girl last night and she had her bed sitting inside of a cage.
Person 2: Daaayum, She's a Naughty farmer bro

by DillzThaBoss July 31, 2013

Cube Farmer

A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.

As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.

by Dumpy the Clown July 31, 2013

Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

by l00my March 17, 2022

Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008

turret farmer

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.

Flayra is a turret farmer! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

by Superman22 October 05, 2005

Melon Farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

by BFG December 06, 2003