Don't jerk the car 

Don't jerk the car is used when you're telling a driver to drive someone over

Mike: Yo don't jerk the car for that guy I hears he's an opp

Don't jerk the car by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020

don't dog the boys 

if you dog the boys you will not be saved and you will not be invited to maccas runs with the boys. dogging the boys is technically death.

oi cunt don't dog the boys or we'll bash you behind the maccas

don't dog the boys by hanthenan April 30, 2019

Don't cap on the name

The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".

George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."

Don't cap on the name by TheNwordOfficial August 17, 2021

Don't Fear The Reaper 

This defenition needs more cowbell.

As the Blue Oyster Cult plays "Don't Fear The Reaper", their producer insists upon more "cowbell"

Don't Fear The Reaper by CameronBri February 9, 2015

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.

Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

don't dip your pen in the company ink by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010

don't sweat the small stuff 

don't get annoyed by the litle things in life

Boozer: Yo man I just lost two bucks gambling

Me: Hey, don't sweat the small stuff man, it's only two dollars.

don't sweat the small stuff by d'fo March 24, 2004

don't drop the soap 

Good advice when going to jail. Drop the soap in the shower, bend over to pick it up, take it in the ass from a well endowed man named Conswalo.

I told John don't drop the soap in jail, but he did anyways. Whoops.

don't drop the soap by Big_Disraeli September 17, 2008