pakapoo ticket

An illegible, messy piece of writing. The name of a Chinese game of lotto popular in Australia and New Zealand in the19th Century, containing 20 different Chinese Characters.
It looks like a pakapoo ticket
by bill kernoczy September 21, 2006
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woof ticket

you know jlo... why u selling woof tickets?
or
why you selling tickets
by john h January 21, 2004
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Selling tickets

1) To tell lies, fabricate story, or express untruths

2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.

Jack: Yeah dude, I was just chilling with some fine bitties last night

Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..

Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah

Joe: Hahahahaha

Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying
by VKNY April 17, 2008
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Drink Tickets

Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.
"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"
by SP00NS September 24, 2007
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Meal ticket

A wealthy rich man, who is usually used by a younger more attractive woman
The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because he’s her meal ticket
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meal ticket

food stamps, or money used to buy strictly food.
Whenever a rapper mentions a meal ticket, he is referring to getting money to afford to eat, or more directly, food stamps before there was EBT.
by pcshRealDeal October 08, 2012
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ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.
"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "
by JimTheMerchant April 03, 2020
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