take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019

shard sket ball

It's where you put an ice cub or a frozen spoon on a booty hole and soon as that bitch opens up you throw a shard of dope down the hatch.

The shard sket ball went into overtime

by GummyBearJuice March 23, 2024

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

shard

a sweaty loser 13 year old who loves ghosting people and acting tough. he also critizes random ass people as soon as they make an decision. He also apparantly thinks he is fearless because he loves absolutely cutting connections with everyone and dissapearing off the face of this planet. he is also indian and loves chicken biryani and curry. he is also very short standing at -2'4. He also is not jacked even though his ego is through the earth and thinks he is the rock.

yo easton could you call shard for me he aint answering?

he aint answering either

damn ok nigga think he batman💀🤘

by jwarmy_vr July 21, 2023