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by The Moistologist April 16, 2017
A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?
Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.
OR
Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?
Chick 2: No.
Chick 1: Well you could take him.
Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.
Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.
OR
Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?
Chick 2: No.
Chick 1: Well you could take him.
Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.
by yamaha14 March 09, 2009
by ADPD October 09, 2015
When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.
by JACDFlexer May 21, 2007
When two dicks wrap around each other like slugs do during oral sex. Looks like the inside of a pretzel, but made with quality white meat (dicks). Masturbation in this position can cause massive sensation for both parties. Feels great.
Noah: Mike did the rusty pipeline with me last night. I jizzed so much. Awwwwwwwwww...
Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
by WeinerBoobies69 February 13, 2014
Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.
I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.
by king dude January 24, 2005