A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.
by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015
The weakest member of a group, that gets away with everything because everybody in the group can kick his ass
by ALEC.21 November 16, 2008
girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed
guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants
guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants
girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."
guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"
guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"
by nerm November 07, 2004
girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!
by Samuel Zipdisk April 24, 2006
by dinki August 25, 2003
by POLO Ralph December 03, 2011
Someone who enjoys complaining that anyone has deviated from the main topic, being holier than thou, even to those posters who are old time regulars that choose to inject some humor that most everyone appreciates and responds to.
"Aiming for moderator’s pet? Lighten up, the group always has something funny to add."
"You're such a threadnag, get a sense of humor. Moderator's Pet."
"How long have you been humorless? If you spent less time trying to be moderator‘s pet, you'd see that his comment is relevant, it just went over your head."
“Being Moderator’s Pet will make you few threadfriends on here. Try again, without the threadnag attitude. “
"You're such a threadnag, get a sense of humor. Moderator's Pet."
"How long have you been humorless? If you spent less time trying to be moderator‘s pet, you'd see that his comment is relevant, it just went over your head."
“Being Moderator’s Pet will make you few threadfriends on here. Try again, without the threadnag attitude. “
by Multidisciplinary TKBL December 31, 2008