yummy mummy

An attrative mother who is usally married to a rich man. She spends most of her days shopping, getting her nails and hair done, at coffee with friends and watching Oprah,while her childern are at day care and her husband is at work. Often extremely spoiled and have not worked since thier childern were born.
by ambi August 16, 2004
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blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.
Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!
by Scroat Dog July 21, 2003
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mummys boy

A complete wuss and is very sensitive. A mummys boy is the type of kid from the ages of 3 to about 33 (I've never met any bloke above!) that will not spend more than a day away from his mum. They are overfriendly and their mums actually enjoy the attention from their sons (and personally, watchin ma lil bro all over my mum makes me feel sick! Lol).
My lil bro is a typical mummys boys
by Liv Ma**in July 01, 2006
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Cock Mummy

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
by BeBoSmu November 18, 2007
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Butt Mummy

A piece of crap wrapped in a piece of toilet paper left in your butt from the last time you took a crap.
"Dude, this morning at school I dropped a butt mummy in the hallway."
by Ån†hønyTa¥lør October 03, 2008
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Mummy Head

An individual qualifying as a non-person who is awkward, odd, socially retarded and generally uncomfortable to be around. They bring nothing to the table in most any situation and may as well be wallpaper, a buoy or a pile of dog crap as it inevitably turns hard and white.
Leslie just sat there like a Mummy Head while we all searched for the missing coffee mug.
by pigbpenapocalypse February 10, 2012
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shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.
where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.
by Josh February 08, 2005
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