The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
by toee December 02, 2006
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three minute missionary

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"
by Nozziee April 27, 2018
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Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.
Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.
by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022
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Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.
Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.
by Cucktrainer November 02, 2019
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First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.
So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?
by Dctrsqr May 19, 2023
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A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 17, 2023
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