Linus

Linus - Kontostand im Minus

Oh hey Linus - ist dein Kontostand im Minus?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Clean linus

A clean linus is when you clean your feet with green slime and then eat it

Yesterday i did a clean linus ! I feel so good now

by Olomip September 12, 2021

Linus

A guy that gets better than you at something in the same day he tries it out, even if you have been practising your entire life.
So watch out for a Linus.

"i was playing with this guy but he managed to beat me even though he has never played before, he's such a linus"

by -not a Linus April 22, 2021

Linus

Linus is a very honest and heart warming man, who cheers you up whenever you are down.He gives you great advice and supportive as fuck.He’ll never judge you even if you want him to.I wove him so much and he will always be there for you.Tho for his hilarious and breath taking personality I don’t get why anyone would leave him. Even if you’re having a bad day and is being really REALLY- rude to him he’ll never lash out at you.

“Linus is so fucking important in my life”

by mixedgiraffe October 14, 2020

Linus

Linus, more like anus am I right?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Linus, more like anus am i right?

by psydestroyr( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 31, 2021

Linus

He might as well be a Hamster.

A: hey. Do you know Linus?
B: yea. He looks like a Hamster doesnt He?

by A lil bitch November 21, 2021

Linus

Linus is a guy everyone loves. He‘s a kind, caring and funny person. Especially girls love his unique friendliness because they can feel that it‘s real and genuine, instead of some other fake friendly people.

Don‘t ever upset a Linus though - he‘s not a doormat and if you mistreat him he will show you his bad side.

Sometimes and if it‘s necessary Linus will show his dominant and assertive side - he prefers to be kind though.

A: Why is Linus always so friendly?
B: It‘s just the way he really is. He doesn‘t fake the friendliness to get something and it‘s genuine. He‘s like this to everyone.

by ultracrax September 14, 2018