Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.

Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!

by knapptown357 December 14, 2009

limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina

hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce

by frickinburt January 17, 2014

strong lettuce

It’s weed. That’s it.

I got high off that strong lettuce earlier

by Sophia Taviller March 14, 2020

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.

I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.

by integrandpiano December 25, 2018

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 08, 2017

sick lettuce

beautiful hair, succulent hair.

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jim’s

by fullsender June 08, 2021

party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying

Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.

by party_lettuce_147 July 13, 2015