Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.

historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?

by The Great American October 7, 2008

Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.

Jesus is the one not to mess with.

by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018

Jesus

Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox

Hello,JESUS 😂😂

by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019

Jesus

The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf

Damn jesus is just a hottie

by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018

Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw

Damn That boy Jesus is amazing

by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019

Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?

Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!

by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro

you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity

by wastedphotos January 23, 2020