When you gobble a big cock with a small mouth, so you have to work the head in like youre feverishly eating a wide garlic baguette: walking it in inch by inch.
Bro, you shouldve seen the garlic bread i got last night. By the time he got it all in, it was game over.
by Pcoaltrane October 22, 2020
When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.
by mstall.97 June 01, 2018
Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022
Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!
-Hetalia.
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!
-Hetalia.
by no one important. September 04, 2012
A sex act in which the male shoves his penis into an eye, punches the face of the female, shoves garlic into her vagina, and then proceeds to preform oral sex.
by bleeblahbloop September 08, 2008
by jellyxx_xxbaby February 26, 2011
A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
by Bobthemagnifacent March 03, 2008