A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020
Get the Real Bikemug. A term used to describe a very strenuous bike ride. So strenuous, in fact, that you feel that you were just beaten up by Ike Turner.
by DJ Viser June 9, 2009
Get the Ike-Bikemug. similar to a rat bike, survival bikes are made from 3-4 other motorcycles bodged together with various crap taken from a WWII scrap heap with the intent to appear as if it had been ridden off a Mad Max or zompocalypse movie.
by Bionic-Byronic January 22, 2009
Get the survival bikemug. Man 1: Have you seen her? She looks like the family bike!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!
by Airza August 3, 2018
Get the The family bikemug. (Pikey)
A pikey travelling by bike, often seen outside convenience stores, blocking pavements and generally making the place look a mess.
A pikey travelling by bike, often seen outside convenience stores, blocking pavements and generally making the place look a mess.
by Dave Paulis October 6, 2003
Get the Pike-on-a-bikemug. by iamthegreatestwooooo! March 23, 2004
Get the christ on a bikemug. by Shahin Croes September 22, 2007
Get the street bikemug.