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peyton baldwin

peyton baldwin, cant leave lil b alone, very bad influence, crazy,insane,crazy,insane oh and bangs on windows and pulls doorhandles, and likes the jawga boys song that says, wow christy,did u see that truck.
wow peyton baldwin when u gonna chill
by big jill12312169 March 4, 2025
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Phoenix Baldwin

Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight
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Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.
Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.
by hentayco1 August 7, 2023
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The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later
Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later
by Mr monkee November 12, 2021
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Baldwin

baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins

transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)

b : to deprive of life : cause the death of

// He threatened to baldwin them.

2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to

// baldwin the competition

intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person

// a reckless fool who may baldwin again

// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression

// was dressed to baldwin
Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.

Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
by Ern Malley October 28, 2021
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Hailey baldwin

Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it

You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me

I will never feel like you or look like you

Amen
Hailey Baldwin

Fake marriage conference conspiracy
by Crystal lozano November 29, 2021
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The Baldwin Affect

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023
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