You must be from Texas
by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG October 28, 2020
Get the Texas mug.1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs.
2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.
3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.
4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.
5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.
3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.
4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.
5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
by Can't Stand Tejas October 10, 2009
Get the Texas mug.You dubious sons'a'bitches. The Republic of Texas was a country, it would the ONLY country to join with the United States but it did join.
This is no way associated with the current "republic of Texas" movement that says it STILL IS a country. I wish...
Overall it is like any other state except the ups (like no state tax, hot chica's and mucho chili) far outweigh the downs (like people THINKING they know about us because of George Bush or that we are like other southern states, and everyone taking all the bad things about oklahoma and pinning it on Texas, and by the way oklahoma need not be capitalized.)
You want to know what Texas is like? Gitcha ass off the computer and come to Dallas...
This is no way associated with the current "republic of Texas" movement that says it STILL IS a country. I wish...
Overall it is like any other state except the ups (like no state tax, hot chica's and mucho chili) far outweigh the downs (like people THINKING they know about us because of George Bush or that we are like other southern states, and everyone taking all the bad things about oklahoma and pinning it on Texas, and by the way oklahoma need not be capitalized.)
You want to know what Texas is like? Gitcha ass off the computer and come to Dallas...
Oh wow, I am a dubious son of a bitch and I like totally thought Texas was like oklahoma or something until I went to Dallas...
by TX126 August 5, 2004
Get the Texas mug.by Lestat21 December 9, 2008
Get the Texas mug.by gxdia October 8, 2010
Get the Texas mug.Texas, everything is big in Texas.
Spongebob: *turns into Texas* "Hey Patrick, guess what I am?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
by thatoneguy442 February 5, 2014
Get the Texas mug.alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans
-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma
- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.
-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives
-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.
-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.
-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.
- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma
- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.
-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives
-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.
-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.
-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.
- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
by Thatgirl K. June 16, 2019
Get the Texas mug.