testicle toss

The name your brother gives the game ladder toss when he doesn't know the name

What's that game with the two balls on the string called? That's called testicle toss!

by Thebeigebebluewhale June 28, 2015

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Testicular Logic

Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.

Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic

by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010

Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

Testiclous lackitious

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.

Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.

by TerinLu May 1, 2013

testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

by rpcgal September 4, 2013

Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.

Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.

by BombDotComm August 30, 2014