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Tongue tennis

Me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night!
by AbsurdFangirl June 27, 2016
mugGet the Tongue tennismug.

falcon tennis

Champions of the 2018 NHIAA tennis league
Falcon tennis just brought home the ship
by Dust buster 1 May 28, 2017
mugGet the falcon tennismug.

Camaro tennis

When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.
Those crack dealers won the lotto and then played Camaro Tennis and lost it all.
by Kyle Kman December 10, 2006
mugGet the Camaro tennismug.

mens tennis

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 5, 2014
mugGet the mens tennismug.

Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.
I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!
by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009
mugGet the Hand Tennismug.

Office Tennis

The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.

This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.
by branstonbeans November 12, 2009
mugGet the Office Tennismug.

Tunnel Tennis

A sport made famous in Richmond Virginia, where two players stand adjacent to each other in a tunnel, and try to bounce a tennis ball from the wall opposite to them, to the wall next to them, and hit the wall there opponent is standing in front of to make a "Z" pattern. If the opponent catches the ball they can try to throw the ball in the similar fashion, to try to gain a point. If the ball hits the opponents, wall and is not successfully blocked the player gains a point. This sport tends to be played in pedestrian under-road tunnels where there is a grid pattern in the concrete. It tends to be played by stoners ranging from the ages of 16-25.
James - Dude me and Derek got got blazed the other day, and invented this sport called Tunnel Tennis.

Will - That sounds sweet man, teach me how to play!
by guy13 March 20, 2012
mugGet the Tunnel Tennismug.

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