teasebag

1. A combination of teabag and owned. The utter and complete destruction of one's integrity through an embarrassing action or incorrect statement. Must be accompanied by a hand motion where one moves one's fingers back and forth as if s/he were tickling genitalia.

2. The act of teabagging someone while teasing them.

1. Did you see that snowboarder hit his head off that jump? Teasebag.

2. Teasebag. Your concept of grammar is not substantial to maintain everyday conversations. Teasebag.

by Msilv October 16, 2008

TEASECAKE

Someone who is an insufferable flirt.

Whenever she is around those guys she is such a teasecake.

by pRODIGAL1 December 27, 2011

Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.

Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017

Tadeáš

Is a big creature usually found near Villages and slumbers. He gets bullied a lot but with the power of his Dick he resists.

Hey its Tadeáš let's steal his food!

by Bigsucka November 23, 2021

guac tease

At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.

"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."

by Andrewconda January 20, 2010

spring tease

When the temperature in cold winter months is 50+ °F after being in the 30s °F, then returns to cold weather a day or two later.

I am enjoying this 50 °F spring tease in January but the cold weather is coming back tomorrow.

by AlbertBNormal January 25, 2010

queer tease

A hot ass straight dude who likes to show of his muscular body, and brand name underwear around some dorky gay or bicurious guy. He will immediately bring up his girlfriend into the conversation, but still attempt to carry on a "friendly" conversation with the gay guy as if to say "look but don't touch." Like female cock teases, the queer teases' actions are selfish, ego pumping bullshit that expresses contempt for those "lesser" than him, as well as a desire to maintain and perpetuate the status quo by putting the gay "nerd" in his place simply by being better than him, rather than actually calling him out as a nerd.

queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.

gay dude's friend: that jock dude is really friendly with you.

gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.

gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.

gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!

by ungrateful unmanagable dickweed December 14, 2006