tart cart

Those half-length school busses that bring "slow" kids to special-ed school, or summer school.

"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."

by Siddownshaddap May 13, 2004

Go Tart

same thing as a poptart but in the form of a stick, made for when your in a hurry you can just grab one and go.

"Man i cant eat we are in to much of a hurry, oh wait, drew, grab me a go tart", "Strawberry or Chocolate", "Strawberry Please", "Here you go Benny" "Thanks Drew Brew, your the best!"

by Drew Aaron July 11, 2006

Strawberry Tart

British slag for heart.

"Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?"

~Chev Chelios, Crank 2

by Dr Murdoch September 4, 2010

muck tart

Synonym for idiot.

*This is usually used when someone has done something incredibly stupid.

m: "shit why did I just do that?"
j: "wow you're such a muck tart"

by jamisonlabs November 8, 2009

Tarte Tropezienne

Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.

Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.

At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.

by Aquarama December 27, 2010

tart-throb

A prostitute one has fallen in love with.
The subject of a {homance}.

In the cheesy 90s movie "Pretty Woman" Richard Gere's tart-throb is played by Julia Roberts.

by KozmikDude May 10, 2009

MEDIA TART

a female journalist who works across all spectrums of medias rather than just one genre. Media Tarts tend to be international and are able to write about a large array of topics whether for news magazines, professional journals, blogs, social media, tv or corporate literature.

When you're looking for a journalist to host a debate on a variety of topics, it's best to look for a Media Tart.

If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.

by Mr James Bond 007 February 4, 2013