Technoblade

God

Person 1: “Who is this ‘Technoblade’ guy everyone is talking about?”
Any cultured person: “You fucking imbecile, he’s GOD himself.”

by Gonna start speedrunning life March 8, 2021

Technoblade

The man that died of cancer while killing orphans and grinding for potatoes.

This man died on June 30th 2022 when his dad posted a video on his youtube channel talking about Alex's death and his impact on people and his family.

"Techno blade never dies!!!!!!!"

Alex's last words on youtube " Goodnight everyone. I'm gonna end the night here. I hope you all enjoyed, and i'll see you guys next time. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Alex, April 2nd, 2022

all we gotta say, "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES" and "Fly high, orphan destroyer" and then, let him rest after 7 years of content creation.

Fly high, Techno.

by ExraDrago July 1, 2022

Technoblade

a minecraft pig youtube guy who inspired a whole generation and made us all laugh, literally while he was actively drop kicking orphans ingame. Sun Tzu would be proud. The spirit of the blood god shall never die.

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." - Technoblade

I'll never understand how Technoblade won 1,800 games of bedwars in a row

by BrawlS July 8, 2022

Technoblade

An amazing Minecraft youtuber/twitch streamer that will be in our hearts forever <3

“Do you miss technoblade?”
“Ofc everyday...”

by Alexmissestechnoblade November 8, 2022

Technoblade

he dead lol

technoblade is dead haha

by big davey boi November 5, 2022

technoblade

the late minecraft king who accended to the heavens to take on the kingdom of god

"son why are you crying so damn loud"
"technoblade is dead!"

RIP rest easy king

by thepizzaguyYT August 6, 2022

Technoblade

Best PvPer in Minecraft. Prove me wrong!

“Who’s Technoblade Y/n?”
“Oh only the BEST PvPer in Minecraft!”

by Stormy_R November 9, 2021