switch game

A game of where you put one finger up your ass, and the other in your mouth and when your teammate says 'Go' you switch and you keep doing this until you throw up.

Man 1: "Okay, GO!"
Man 2: "This tastes like crap!"

"Hey bro, wanna play... The Switch Game?!"

switch game by I took four snowdogs. June 18, 2014

Switch Monkey 

A guy or girl that may be very attractive one day and floor-ugly the next.

I saw crazy Stacy at the bar on Wednesday and she was looking rough, then Saturday I asked for her number not even knowing it was her. That's a switch monkey for you.

Switch Monkey by dunbfore June 23, 2010

switch hitting 

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.

SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.

switch hitting by runforcover December 16, 2012

switch hitter 

a bisexual or sexually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.

sarina's a switch hitter, she goes both ways.

switch hitter by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

switch to decaf 

Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.

That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.

switch to decaf by flyindutchman April 9, 2015

Switch Mack 

When you're macking on a chick for awhile and then get introduced to her hotter friend/co-worker/neighbor/sister. You then decide to go for the other chick instead, switch mack style.

man, I was out at the bar last night and was macking on this cute chick, only to be introduced to her tasty roommate later in the evening. I pulled a switch mack on that shit and ended up hooking up with the roommate.

Switch Mack by sprhny October 28, 2010

switch pegging 

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly invites another man into the room to perform the labor in her stead.

Paul thought Becky wanted to use the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging ritual. He was unaware that Black Rodney was hiding in the closet waiting for Becky's signal. Paul was unaware he was about to experience his first Switch Pegging.

switch pegging by WECoyote September 4, 2021