Sweaty Wiggins

An idiom for sweaty male genitals.

Dude, it's hot as balls out here. It's giving me a major sweaty Wiggins.

by blksphr August 17, 2016

sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020

sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 19, 2008

Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

by Pap-paw pee pants June 10, 2011

Sweaty Nerd

someone who trys way too hard to get high kill games and wins in fortnite, basically ruin the game for everyone just trying to have fun.

will rush you, build on yo ass, and get the luckiest 1 pump possible ruining your whole game

will stay home from school for weeks just to get good at building in playground mode.

pretty good if they are your friends cause they can carry you to the dub, but otherwise they annoying as hell

sweaty nerd = Nathan

"OMG that sweaty nerd Nathan kid is still at home playing fortnite, jeez Louise he's a tryhard"

by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV October 28, 2018

Sweaty Earl

When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.

While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.

by WalterFeegis December 18, 2010