Sweathog

A very large, unattractive, sweaty, pimply, hairy women that only hammered men, trailer trash, niggers (not african-americans), and spiks (not mexicans) sleep with.

Guy 1: Dude, are you seriously gonna sleep with that sweathog.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

swashbuckle

The act of sword fighting someone pirate style. While fighting often you will hear "Yarr... scurvey dog" and similar phrases.

Man this fool was pissing me off so i pulled out my sword and swashbuckled his ass

by Alex April 4, 2004

Swash

A short-form improv comedy group in Greenville, NC. Their shows are little-to-no cost and feature the best and only improv comedy at East Carolina University. The Swash Improv was established in 2002 and has been performing and student-run since it's inception. The Swash Improv typically has high-energy, hour-long shows consisting of 7 to 10 cast members. The group has just recently expanded with its incubator program; The Swish Improv.

That free improv comedy show featuring The Swash Improv was quite delightful and reasonably priced at zero dollars.

by ecufatty October 23, 2007

Sweatshirt confirmed

When accepted by the college of your choice, the practice of wearing that school's sixty dollar logo sweatshirt to announce your acceptance to the world.

Did you hear that Josh was accepted by UVA?

Yep, he's wearing a Cavalier's hoody so he's definitely sweatshirt confirmed.

by Massive_student_loans February 23, 2010

Swashbuckle

When you sneak your way into strangers hotel bathroom and take a massive shit.

Dude, this strange guy swashbuckled me at Weeb Con last night and my room still smells like shit.

by Dr. Thunderpants January 24, 2023

Laptop Sweatshop

An office made up of low level, low pay white-collar workers who are forced to review applications and edit word documents on laptop computers all day with no break or free time from work. Most Laptop Sweatshop employees work under a deadline or quota that does not permit any conversation or breaks on the job. Laptop Sweatshops require constant overtime and require the employee to take the Laptop home in order to do more required work.

Bobby works at a Laptop Sweatshop reviewing applications all day, and is not allowed to talk to his coworkers or take a lunch break at his job.

by Kirihitos August 1, 2008

clot swasher

A person who puts pussy blood in their mouth.

You're clot swasher of a boy friend just took that dirty tampon out of the garbage...

by fric November 3, 2009