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Gacha Summoner

Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore
by chaos boy July 29, 2021
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simmonsfication

the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?
Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."

jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."
by smbbc March 3, 2011
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Simmons girlie

A derogatory term in reference to a specific collection of traits a person may have which is common in Simmons university.
A Simmons girlie refers to a Lesbian, Liberal, Nursing major who dresses in a Boho style.
bro1: Hey what do you think of that girl?
bro2: Hell no, she is a Simmons girlie, one microaggression is all it takes to set her off.
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suemonella

A teenaged boy on TikTok who impersonated Harry Styles by dressing up as him and carrying a Spotify box that supposedly had a plaque congratulating Harry on 1B streams for Watermelon Sugar.
Hello, I am suemonella.
The whole fandom:

Person #1: My trust issues r higher now because of u.
Person #2: What a funny joke.
Person #3 The fact that we all got tricked<<<
Literally everyone:
by YourLocalLarryShipper April 17, 2022
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Vanessa Simmons

Daughter of Run DMC guru Reverend Run.

1/2 owner of Pastry shoes with her younger sister Angela.
Sexy tall chocolate.

Inspiring actress.

She's a big advocate in animal rights, inspiration to Girl Scouts.
by Royal_Saito September 12, 2011
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James Simmons

James Simmons is brings a lot to the table. He loves kids and kids gravitate to him. A good listener and has good advice. He can cook clean and does a whole lot. What ever he puts his mind to he sees it threw. He passioate in be and loves to please his woman
How he do that. Thats James Simmons
by Truef January 20, 2017
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austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.
I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!
by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017
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