help i accidentally summoned a lemon

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help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Sumit

a SASSY person, usually male and very chubby.

"Because of him, the party is great fun. He is so Sumit - full of spirit!

by chintuness June 11, 2010

Sumiko

probably the hottest babe ever alive. she is SUPER sexy. and with her catch phrase "Juuuusssstttiiiinnnn!" whats not to love? she is also the owner of the well known Sumiko express. she is married to jürgen (aka owner of jürgen's bar & grill) is a major sargent in the german nazi army. their two sons are justin (the smart assed jap kamikaze) and kevin (the meth and video game addict who loves to sit in the basement with no lights playing video games in the climax of his crazy meth adventures) and then theres lea. but you shouldnt get me started on her cuz that will take forever.

So me and Sumiko last night...

by Mitchell Cardin July 3, 2009

sumi

Drink liters of wine, talk, and watch documentaries through the night only to realize it is 8AM and you are still drinking.

Q: It is 4 o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still sleeping and why does your breath still smell??
A: I sumi'd with my roommate last night and I haven't brushed my teeth yet :(

by karnie6 February 13, 2010

Sumoing

Dancing that looks like sumo wrestling moves because of restricted movement. This is caused by Multiple layers of clothes, hats, and gloves that also add body shape.

My roomate is sumoing to ODB before she goes to smoke outside on the cold porch.

by The0door January 26, 2006

Sumnover

1. (n) A hangover lasting more than 4 days.
2. (v) To zombie-sit walk/through life, feeling lifeless, brain dead, and unable to experience legit happy thoughts for a period of more than 4 days following an exceptionally fun weekend.

Oh shit, after the Secret Jessie Weekend I had such a bad Sumnover. Its Thursday and I'm still not right from the weekend.

The only way you don't get sumnovered after a weekend like that is if you're immortal!

by Whiskers Fiorilla February 12, 2009

Sumo Stomping

The act of removing the scrotal sack from the inner thigh hands-free during mild/humid weather. This is achieved by raising the leg (with scrotal sack adhered) out to the side and firmly stamping the foot back on the ground. The adjoined love spuds should break free to their correct dangle angle if done correctly.

I almost sat on my orbs the other day, I had to perform a sumo stomping to remove them!

by Mangers June 2, 2009