Boston Subway

A sexual act whereby a piece of fecal matter (poo) is laid directly over the entrance to the vagina; subsequently it is pushed forcibly into the vagina by the penis of the male.

Her pussy stank like shit after the boston subway I gave her. P.S. don't think I'll be going there again.

by firthy24 June 7, 2009

Subway Zombie

A Subway Zombie is a ghoulish, unhealthy creature that begs for money using its smell and diseases as a weapon. Once a man or a woman, since years it's no longer human and never will be again. It lurks about at the subway area. Its clothes are torn and dirty, its long hair is felted, face and hands are covered with a patina of smut. Its always wide open eyes are rolling wildly deep in their cavities. It smells like a wet dog with an acrid smell of piss. Grunting it'll try to drive you into a corner with its outstretched claw, wanting your money. You'll give 10 bucks, fearing the glance of its eye, fearing its foul breath, fearing its blade like and broken greasy fingernails, fearing its unclean touch, while a pervert part of your brain shuddering realizes the several skin diseases of that Subway Zombie. "One touch of the filthy creature and you'll die of leprosy or much worse", is the only thing you're able to think till it's over.

Look Matt! What lucky beggars we are! The Subway Zombie is trying to drive a Japanese tourist into that left corner, let's escape the other way!, Darryl said gladly.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008

Singapore Subway

When you stick a pvc pipe down a girls ass and run micro-machines down it

I saw a deek in my front yard so i took a Singapore Subway to his ass.

by [e]SniperWolf May 25, 2003

subway ass

Fucking a homeless person in exchange for money (usually less than a dollar), drugs, or liquor.

I struck out at the bars so I just went down and got me some subway ass.

by drubug December 20, 2008

Subway System

A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.

Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"

by LuLuBee November 8, 2010

subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small

"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"

by Datdogtho September 1, 2018

The Subway Curse

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.

The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.

by Empty_handed_75 March 10, 2020