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stuart warren

A super sexy bloke how makes girls cum just by looking at them,stuart warrens typically have massive dicks and use them to tame their women, stuart warrens are highly aggressive and will attack any man who tries to steal their girl
Girl: Omg have you seen stuart warren he makes me want to cum so bad
Other girl: OMG same
by Steven benson September 30, 2015
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stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition
One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts
by davidm998 May 25, 2016
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stuart mullins

The man who died in the crash wasn't identified. He is currently a Stuart Mullins.
by thefooistrue November 6, 2017
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Stuart

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.
Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho
by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018
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Stuarted

When, after a breakup, one party starts dating a new person that is a doppleganger for their ex.
Did you see my ex's new girlfriend?! She looks just like me! He totally stuarted me!
by PleasantlyTwisted August 30, 2018
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Stuart

A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.
Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018
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Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
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