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Screaming Scutters

Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
aka
Screaming shcitters
screaming scour
Had a curry lastnight and had a woeful session of the screaming scutters after.
by TPDC130 April 11, 2007
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stutter texting

when you dont know how to respond to someone, and you type sensless letters in no specific order.
Bob: I screwed your sister last night...
George: Uh... cjesg cmgrfushv,hbugui <-----(this is stutter texting, my friend)
by jhgfhdtjdgfk January 16, 2011
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Stutter Step

Can be stopped with sneaky stripped soft socks
by babyyouaREAWESOME3284 November 23, 2019
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Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.
6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009
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Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.
"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."
by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009
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Texting stutter

Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .
Are you having a little texting stutter ?
by RMFS74 October 9, 2016
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adhd stutter

When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD
Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered

Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
by XxKonaMationSxX April 1, 2019
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