Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).

(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"

by SB+DC February 16, 2024

strumpture

The ability to tell when someone is into you.

1: Andre has no strumpture, he can't even tell that girl is totally into him!

2: I had no idea that Amara was into me, I must have no strumpture.

3: That girl is so strumptured, that boy just winked at her and she thinks he hates her!

by The whistle blower March 17, 2024

strumpadabif

Insult towards a person that has a small penis and is stupid.

You are such a strumpadabif

by Dladine March 19, 2024

strumpadabif

New word/Insult towards a male that infers they have a small penis and they are dumb

You are such a strumpadabif

by Dladine March 19, 2024

Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.

Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.

by Eclass September 15, 2025

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Chunk Stumps

Lumps that forms on a girl's ass/legs due to the absence of exercise and a proper diet.

Damn that girl was thick, but those chunk stumps turned me off.

by Faggotwagon May 12, 2019